preparing for Monday

so, it's the dreaded day before the 1st day of the week.
well, no point in mopin around wiv ugly faces (gives yer guys wrinkles...so practise a happy face to even em out)
i just came to think about my black glooves that i have no idea were they are, and i'm gonna cut em off so i get me own pair of chanel fakes and can continue the whole black/metall/greyscale colour look (see my pic to the left) and that made me think what else to wear during my perfect Monday. so i did my collage as usual. but then after it i kinda remembered it has been like 26 degrees for the whole w-e. might not suceed wiv it tho. but i a gonna look fierce either way.

key words for sunday
* get yer outfit prepared cause then u can make the changes tomorrow morning. since i never feel like wearing the same stuff in the morning as i did when i went for the total tranny fierce look the day before wiv fake eyelashes and the whole 9 yards.
* do the nails. u don wanna look like white trash on a Monday - we did that during the w-e and were fierce doin it. it matches wiv cigarettes and a martini and the rest that we do when we're out. but on a Monday at work u wanna look the best. not just YOUR best.
* dont forget the moist.creme/antiwrinkle. and then again under yer makeup. will make complexion look utterly hot and u will be radiant.
* fix that ipod and fuk em radio and old rocknroll tunes. they suck, and are only in fashion when yer at yer dad's. or perhpas fixin yer car. rod stewart is OK 'tho.
* get a hold of the VA - ONLY FOR DJ'S cd's. they save my monday mornings on me way to work. *pump up the jam pump it up. nah, not really. but noir and fedde le grand work their magic.
* if nuthin works, take a chill pill and have a martini before work then.

God...